|| angry beyond madness, that is.
Title: Cries of the Crimson Angel *Bullshit alert sound* (Archived at FFNet, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4810082/1/Cries_of_the_Crimson_Angel )Author: Nixashimigi – No comment.
This fic was recommended by… Actually, I can’t find the comment. If that member turns out to be the author of this thing for massive trollage, I will have been right. And if it isn’t a troll, and someone actually sincerely wrote this, then my takeover and eventual destruction of the universe is fully justified, and any dissenters will be made to listen to a dramatic reading of it before receiving cake and grief counseling.
I went to the trouble of leaving a vanilla review as I read, but I ended with a quote and simply going “I call troll.” You’ll see why in due time – if your eyes are not skewered on the end of a rusty spork by then.
However, since I seem to have an ability to turn out having parodied parodies (It turned out that “Konoha’s Keyhole” was a parody (at least that's what its author claimed), and that my sarcasm-dar is rusted by being jaded and badfic, for which I again profusely apologize), I call troll.
Rating: ( Descend, Crimson Suefic!Collapse )
One Two for the Self-insert!multicolor!speshul!pretty!sparkly!big-boobed!bisexual!orgy!slut Sue (I wish I was making the number of adjectives up). One for a healthy dose of NOBODIES DO NOT HAVE FREAKING HEARTS, CONSARNIT-type logic error, and one also two for a conglomerate of fangirl japanese (it burns), OOC, in-fic author notes, spelling errors, bla bla bla, all that and Zexions' and Xemnas' testicles in a death grip.
I plead to whatever higher entity may be out there that this is a troll. Her carefully-tailored misspellings make it less easy to categorize. *jumps off a tower with a triple screw and dives into an ocean of brain bleach*
Sorry if I’m not very funny today, and if Demyx lacks his sitar and musical references.